Me:
God, wll my genital wards ever go away?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Well, good for you..
God:
How about that. That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
It does?
God:
How often?
Me:
Roughly three times a day if you must know..
God:
Or what?
Me:
Or my nuts explode, or at least that's what the voices tell me. What should I do, God?
God:
Where did you get your nuts explode or at least that is what the voices tell you? Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
Well, that's your "thing", right, give advice?
God:
Interesting. It is only one of my thing right give advice.
Have your own deep conversation with iGod here:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.h... 
